17 Winter Accessories to Snag If You, Like Me, Are Cold All the Heckin Time
There are a lot of things I love about winter. All of that crisp air, hope of some really photogenic snow, and holiday cheer really make it a top-notch time of year. (Five stars!) The chilly weather leaves a lot of opportunities to achieve true coziness, and for that I am thankful. However, some of us need a bit of help in the winter accessories department becausehow can I say this? The winter months have a tendency to turn me into a wretched, freezing wraith who is cursed to never actually be warm from November to January.
Even worse, its not even just a curse for me. My hero of a boyfriend tries valiantly to act as though my feet dont feel like the stone-cold talons of some kind of glacial banshee when they brush against him while we watch The Mandalorianbut I know the truth!!! My negative body heat is truly frightening!!!!
So what are we cursed folk, who are just a tad too cold all the time, supposed to do? Until now, my answer had always been spend as much time in a hot bath as possible. But until they invent a combination bathtub-workstation, this is still an imperfect solution.
So I did the research, myself. Ive gone ahead and done the grueling work of trawling the internet for the best winter accessories for the hopelessly cold. I hope that if we are armed with these tools, our mood rings can finally stop thinking were dead and our loved ones can stop recoiling from our touch as if we were actual spooky winter skeletons. Or at least well be able to tolerate a mildly cool office space. Either way, a win!
Smoko Corgi Heated Slippers
Lets start by getting those icy toes under control with these adorable, USB-powered heated slippers!
Buy: YETI Rambler 20 oz Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Tumbler $30
YETI Rambler 20oz Tumbler
This insulated tumbler will make sure your beverage will stay warm for as long as you need.
Marc Fisher LTD Izzie Genuine Shearling Lace-Up Boot
Oh, man. Anactually cute winter boot.
Urban Outfitters Chunky Ribbed Scarf, Originally $34
Bundle up, but make it Fashion.
Free People Pippa Packable Puffer Jacket, Originally $170
The puffier you are, the warmer you are. Thats just science.
Urban Outfitters Faux Fur Earmuffs, Originally $20
Everyone could use a good pair of earmuffs, but theyre especially essential if youre packing a set of fennec fox type ears that loose circulation instantly like mine.
Urban Outfitters Fleece-Lined Footless Tights
People will have no idea that youre approximately 200% as comfy as you look.
Buy: XPRIT Desktop Space Heater $25
XPRIT Desktop Ceramic Space Heater
Youll never be truly warm as long as your space is cold. Think about it.
Patchology Winter Warm Up Gift Set
Merry Christmas to you. This gift set has warming treatments that will make sure your hands and feet are fully protected from the elements.
Topshop Lightweight Check Scarf
Im here for this affordable winter accessories goodness.
Warm Wishes Faux Fur Mittens
These mittens have the dual benefits of keeping your hands warm and helping you understand what the Cookie Monster feels like. A classic win-win.
Beautyrest Heated Plush Oversized Throw
Look, were far past regular blankets that dont harness electricity.
Urban Outfitters Gia Bucket Hat
Bucket hat, but make it cozy!
Madewell Ribbed Texting Gloves
These touchscreen-friendly gloves are as cute as they are functional.
Urban Outfitters Heated Mouse Pad
Whether you work at home or in an office the risk is way too high that youll have to take your mouse hand out of the warm cocoon of your work shawl. Make sure your bases are covered.
Sam Edelman Suzie Puffer Bootie, Originally $180
A heeled puffer coat for your feet. Honestly,need.
Buy: Happy Natural Light Therapy Lamp $32
Happy Natural Light
This lamp will bring the power and benefits of the sun right into your room even while the cruel winter wind howls outside, or even maybe when its just a little nippy out and you cant be bothered.
Urban Outfitters Chunky Knit Pom Beanie
Look at this hat. How couldanyonebe cold while theyre wearing this hat? Its impossible.
Burberry TB Stripe Football Scarf
A Burberry scarf thatsnot checked? AND it has neon colors?? Sign me up.
Anthropologie Willa Space-Dyed Turtleneck Sweater
The sooner you admit to yourself youre a turtleneck person, the easier this winter will be.
Crap Eyewear The Supa Phreek Sunglasses
These sunglasses are under $80. Time to scream.
Free People Tis The Season Slipper Socks
Just looking at these unlocks an extra cozy part of my brain I didnt even know was there.
Urban Outfitters Huggable Ghost Cooling And Heating Pad
Snuggle up to this kind microwaveable fellow whenever you just need a moment.
Get you a high-quality beanie youll never want to take off.
Stella McCartney Stars Cat-Eye Sunglasses
Dont just tell em youre a starshow em.
Buy: Spring Step Women's Yamma Winter Boot $80
Spring Step Womens Yamma Winter Boot
Not only are these boots comfy and fur-lined, theyre also 100% vegan!
American Eagle Beanie, Originally $20
Oh, hey, a neutral-tone beanie thatll go with any outfit you already own.